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[Welland Telegraph, 28 September 1877]

               General Tyfzssphhjoeriz, late of the Russian army is in town. P. Connolly, Esq., made the acquaintance of this celebrated soldier in Moscow, thirteen years ago, and says he looks as natural as he did on that memorable occasion. It would be infinitely interesting to have the gradual growth of the mind of this gentleman from “boyhood happy days” to mature manhood, but our space will not permit of it; suffice to say, he received the rudiments of his education at the College of Cyymfhhahinmquxxff, where he was noted for his love of “vertigo” (gin). He completed his studies in jurisprudence at Lixemnq Zwfxfmp, after which he entered the army and while in the service of the Czar, the Bash Bazouka nicknamed him Yyangfxtdmhhio-a neat appellation indeed. He is now looking for a building to start a Chinese laundry in.

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